i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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