Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
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