i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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