so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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