at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
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