There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
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