That's intense
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Randomize
