All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
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its like you know when i get waxed
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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