I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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