You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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