hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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