South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
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