It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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