you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
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