heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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