Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
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