with your own penis?
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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