We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
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