He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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