4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
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