she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
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