maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
and you fell through a lawn chair
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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