and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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