I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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