People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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