I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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