Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
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