Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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