Porn is love you can see.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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