i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
Randomize
