I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
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