Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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