yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Sext me about skeletons
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
Randomize
