We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
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