Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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