I heard we made out
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I want to be your penis for a week.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
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