I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Randomize
