what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I'm sobbing to NWA
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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