Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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