Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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