Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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