where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
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