whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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