she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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