dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
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