You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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