U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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