On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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