My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
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