I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Sext me about skeletons
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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