it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
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