At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I'm sobbing to NWA
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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