Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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