Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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