Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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