fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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