Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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