at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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