pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
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